- Wanted: Snitches - Drug Use OK
- McPorno 'n' Fries to go
- Man fined for penis in pasta jar.
- Squashed like a bug
- The Case of the Missing Nazi Jewel
- Phelps Food
- Meh!
- US 'pregnant man' expecting again
- American president is cousin to Morrisons and Murrays
- Batman Sued By Turkey Batman Mayor
- Desert Park Closed to stop Summer Deaths
- China Police chief arrests 48 relatives...
- 'Irish Obama' song is web hit
- Surf's Up!
- 3 Dead People in the House
- Thief sent 'sorry' letter to shop
- Victim Drives Rapist to Police While He Sleeps
- Teen Compacted in Garbage Truck and Lives
- my tale of local fail
- Zamboni driver charged with drunk driving
- Chatting grannies are 'noisy nuisance'
- Teacher Truth or Dare with Students
- Eek! Family finds dead mouse in cheese
- NYU Professor Performs In-Class Demonstration on Why Students Should Lube
- Wasssup Obama!
- Excuse Me Bartender...
- How Do You Like Your Squirrel?
- Skye leopard man changes his spot
- 3 Students Suspended for "Hit a Jew Day"
- Mice Munch on Cash
- Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Husband
- 'Paper Woman' Writes On Body
- Elderly woman arrested for keeping kids' ball
- Drinking mom asks daughter, 9, to drive
- Sex-Offender Killed During Breakin
- Man eats 20 lb. burger. Burger displeased.
- 40 Year Old Virgin has nothing on this lady
- Fury Over Doll's Message
- Judge sentences rap music fan to Bach, Beethoven
- Teacher Fired for Magic Tricks
- Burned! Washington state woman shot by stove
- Japanese Restaurant Employs 2 Monkeys
- Homo's Should Have Warning Signs
- 20st Sumo...
- How Canadian Elections Work.. or not!
- Haunted House May Be Dead After Theft
- Mr. Clean is dead
- UK's Ant and Dec Sued...
- Bus driver playing video games on the job
- Time to cut this kid out of the will completely
- Offensive Typo
- Man sues doctor after penis is amputated
- Man decorates basement with $10 worth of Sharpie
- David Blaine, hanging upside down for 60 hours
- Lawyer suspended for accepting nude dances
- Stuck ‘special agent’ tells cops of secret mission
- Dirty dishes led to woman's rampage
- L-driver fails test for splashing pedestrian
- Navy to alter swastika-shaped barracks after aerial photos highlight snafu
- Do you want to play with me?
- 22-year old auctioning off her virginity
- Man Eats 23,000 Big Macs Since 1972
- Anonymous Gambler Gives to the Needy
- Rare condition/giant legs
- Man shoots kidnappers with their own gun
- Burglar wakes men with spice rub
- Lindsay Lohan joins gay community?
- Excuse me! There's a big snake on your car!
- Black bear busts secret Utah pot farm
- Cops hunt speedy skateboarder
- Boy doles out fake $20 bills at school
- Reflective Sunglasses Banned for British Officers
- Man sees his 'cremated' father on TV
- Hell Freezing over?
- Tot freed from washer with Jaws of Life
- Cross-dressing Thief Leaves Fake Breast Behind
- Bitter Words from the Grave
- Skydiver in the news!
- Colorado deputy clocks VW Beetle at 115 mph
- Kangaroo Attacks Jogger
- Maybe everybody should wear diapers!
- Solid Gold Statue Of Kate Moss
- $5,000 burger
- Guy hires hitman to kill wife; wife kills hitman.
- Epically Sad & Avoidable Tragedy
- Virtual Money = Real Money
- Drug-Fighting Ninjas Busted By Cops
- Headless Rooster Lived for 18 Months!
- PETA offers to buy SeaWorld, plans to release all animals
- There were definitely no red flags here at all...
- 12 year old over 7ft tall & still growing
- Must not have been his time to go...
- Message in a Bottle, for real!
- Burger King Bath Guy Interviewed
- Lost $30,000, Reward $1,000!
- Dead Man Walking, well Standing at least
- Recent Beheading in Pennsylvania
- Egyptian Woman Gives Birth to Septuplets
- Man calls 911 for Subway Sandwich Complaint
- Penguin Knighted by King's Guard of Norway
- World's Tallest Woman Dies
- House For Sale: $1 (ONE DOLLAR!)
- Ex-cook Gets 6 Months For Hair In Steak
- "Detective" asks store for free porn
- parent of the year...anyone?
- The Death of English (LOL)