- The Crown Vic's Replacement
- Jordan to sell kids make-up
- World's shortest man dies
- My School Was On Lockdown.
- Journalists sent on social networking classes
- Athletes With Money = Bankruptcy
- Rofl, Jesus in a frying pan!
- Attack of the Killer Prius'!
- Detroit firefighter ripped for parking on tracks
- Bottled Ghosts Sold Online in New Zealand
- Lindsay Lohan Is Suing E-Trade For $100 Million!
- Robbers raid Berlin hotel poker tournament
- Sumo wrestler steals cash machine
- Helicopter pilot shot between the eyes but keeps flying
- Dead by auto-erotic asphyxiation
- Its Raining Fish!
- Wedding for goat accused rapists in Mozambique
- Woman has sex with 12 Year Old
- Kansas City Royals sued over tossed hot dog
- Boozy ape sent to rehab
- $10,000 to save this drunken tourist from beach cliff
- Adolf Hitler Signs Mount Vernon Statment
- Most Hugs In One Day
- Dead woman comes back to life at burial
- Obama Statue Taken Down
- V-Day Marriage proposal goes bad
- 'Avatar' inspires unusual protest
- 911 dispatcher trainee saves his own son over the phone
- Your GPS might not work next year
- 70% of NYers have heard their neighbors having sex
- CCTV films mum giving birth in hospital lobby
- Man used landmines to protect garden
- British sex addict Danny James moves town after sleeping with every girl in it
- Dubai 'bearded lady' marriage off
- Woman dies after pensioner falls on her
- Australian sword swallower sets Guinness world record
- Man buys Ghost town for $3.1 million
- New Orleans Saints win Super Bowl XLIV!
- No more Monopoly Money...
- Boy Brings Gun to School, Mom says Suspension was Unnecessary
- Bank [semi porn]
- Outrageous Guest Requests.
- 90 Incriminating Videos Later..
- Burning Man Sprayed With Pepper Spray
- When good prizes go bad
- Racist Cameras
- Cross bred lamb and human
- Windscreen accessories
- EYE tatoo!
- Top 10 bad things that are good for you.
- Two teen girls rob bank - continue to elude Ohio police
- iPhone: now used for sniping!
- Racist Camera
- 911 Calls
- Women Worse at Parking than Men
- $72 Taco
- Woman Born With Two Vaginas
- Drunk 4yo in drag steals Xmas presents
- Chemistry student killed by 'exploding chewing gum
- Paedophile mouse
- Britain no Longer Believes in UFOs
- Rolling Stone member arrested.
- Shoe thrown at shoe-thrower
- Beer with 32% alcohol!
- Kangaroo tries to drown man and his dog
- Subway separates father, 3 year old
- Jon Stewart reports on 10-year old boy refusing to say the pledge
- Serial Sex...
- Burger King suing Burger King
- Fake condoms a problem in China
- $5 footlongs = $3.8 Billion
- 2016 Olympic City Goes Dark...
- Baguette dropped by bird stalls Atom-smasher
- Woman passes 950th driving test.
- Governator gives CA legislature a hidden finger
- Halloween Horror
- '112' year old, weds girl, 17
- *Vulva Necklace*
- Balloon Boy 2 - without the lies.
- Funny Smoking Law
- Baby run-over by a train
- Bus Driver Suspended for Wearing Pink Tie
- 6 year old floats away in homemade balloon
- Same name couple marries
- Marge brings her blue hair to the cover of Playboy
- I Didn't Think Anything Could Top The Mouse...
- 17 more images you won't believe aren't photoshopped
- 7 crazy things people do while sleepwalking
- Mayor fist bumps Dalai Lama
- Megan fox is (was) a Man!
- Man escapes prison in cardboard box
- Boy shoots himself.. in the penis
- Girl (1) carrying a baby
- Wrongful Imprisonment = $80k a Year
- Police release report of Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna
- Canadian scientist plans on turning chickens into dinosaurs
- Best Buy employees fired because....
- Former Crossfire co-host Robert Novak Dies
- Science ponders "zombie attack"
- Teenager recieves a certificate for...
- Cat downloads child pornography . . according to owner
- Woman marries roller coaster
- Don't make women mad. This is why...
- Demolition in Turkey Goes Wrong
- Things you never knew: Obama is a horse?
- Eclipse!
- More than meets the eye
- Times so hard you have to sell your soul for a loan
- Police called - toddler too good at hide & seek
- Pool impregnates 13-Year old
- Death by chocolate - literally!
- Naked male kid+all girls school=puking/fainting?
- When a parent steals your identity
- MJ turned into a ghost?
- Woman led sons and their friends on a crime spree
- Obama Added to Disney's Hall of Presidents
- Train collisions in italy
- Accidents everywhere, another plane crash
- Man sentenced to 150 years for fraud
- Right ear is 'best for hearing'
- X-men
- 'My Ears Are Really That Big'
- Obama Orders Stephen Colbert's Head Shaved
- Moose Damage, Who Pays for Repairs?
- The Remote Control Human
- Teen unhappy with 56 stars tattooed on her face
- Breaking News! Obama Kills a Fly! PETA is Pissed
- Puppy Survives Toilet Flush
- Cows killed by lightning
- Another reason to not post your picture on the internet
- Fisherman Reels in live Missile
- Weekly curry may help fight dementia
- Australia's last WWI Vet Passes Away
- Pringles are Potato Chips
- Egyptian reportedly severs penis for love
- 5 Cops Fired For Beating An Unconscious Man
- The Electric Cigarette
- Another 2 cents...USPS Stamps now .44 cents
- Two Women Switched at Birth by Accident
- Ape Escapes then "Changes mind"
- Man sues over right to wear skirt in public
- One millionth English word to be named next month
- UK man lands "Worlds Best Job"
- Vegetable Racing Car
- Dr. Pepper: Origins (Artifact with original formula bought for $200)
- Debt Collector has Harsh Words for a Seven Year Old
- Mia Farrow.... Do you know her?
- 4chan Founder wins Time's 2009 Most Influential People poll
- News Report: God has two thumbs
- Surgeon finds tree branch growing in a mans lung!
- Polar Bear Mauls Woman at Berlin Zoo
- Jihadist divorces his wife via text message
- News Reel: 09/04/2009
- Woman Locked In Car Calls 911
- 'Dumb' thief picks police summit
- There's A Giant Penis On The Roof!
- Stephen Colbert International Space Station Wing?
- Thai fireman in 'spider-man' rescue of autistic boy
- Gay Love Affair blamed for Extinction of Species
- Rail smash miracle
- Women calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of Nuggets
- Sky-high costs to use a toilet?
- Doodling Helps Memory
- Good samaritan given a ticket
- One of triplets born weeks in advance
- Woman OK after bullet ends up in her hair weave
- Cow urine the new taste sensation
- 3-year old attacked by Python, parents facing abuse charges
- Baby Is Born With Heart On Stomach
- 15 Companies who may not see 2010
- "Osama bin Laden" rejected for dream island job
- Thief misses vault, winds up in lavatory
- Man jailed for taking 50 cents 24 years ago
- Woman Drowns In Sinking Car As Husband Watches
- 2 million Free Grand Slams Offered By Denny's
- Giant Fossil Snake could have eaten a Cow!
- Britain calls up Winnipeg for Snow Help
- Neighbours Don't Want Porn!
- Dead Body? meh....
- Zimbabwe unemployment soars to 94%
- UK government tried to shoot down UFO
- Car crashes into church roof
- 14-y/o Dupes Police to be one
- Dead Footballer Is Alive!
- Man sells 14yo daughter for cash, beer, meat
- Obama Whiskey
- Woman Arrested after Child gives away Hiding spot
- "Sexting," amd the return of the scarlett letter... sort of.
- Crowd urges boy to jump to his death.
- This is just one amazing story...
- PETA to rename fish 'sea kittens'
- Proof that women are crazy
- Man facing 37 years in prison for cutting down door
- Wheelchair-bound woman gets up, runs away
- Father Allegedly Kills Son, 2, Over $4K in Child Support Debt
- Baby girl in critical condition after swallowing a drug.
- Man unwittingly wins lottery...then dies
- Mom finds bullet in baby's diaper
- Virgin Mary gives birth to Jesus on Christmas
- Baby girl born on US-bound flight
- Jumbo Snow Globes are hazardous to your health
- Man tries to go home for holidays — by fire truck
- Bush 'shoe maker' hit by demand
- The Painted Breast
- Iowa man to be given 20 years for buying a book
- Jones Big Ass Truck Rental & Car Storage
- Why name your kid "Adolf Hitler" in the first place?
- "Naughty" names are deprived of e-mail
- Factory workers treated by paramedics after Reservoir gas leak
- Veritas
- Dating advice from a 9 year old
- fixed
- Red pens too agressive, teachers told.
- 105-year-old singer gets in hot water for saying Hitler was a 'good guy'
- Astronaut's lost bag over north
- Wanted: Snitches - Drug Use OK
- McPorno 'n' Fries to go
- Man fined for penis in pasta jar.
- Squashed like a bug
- The Case of the Missing Nazi Jewel
- Phelps Food
- Meh!
- US 'pregnant man' expecting again
- American president is cousin to Morrisons and Murrays
- Batman Sued By Turkey Batman Mayor
- Desert Park Closed to stop Summer Deaths
- China Police chief arrests 48 relatives...
- 'Irish Obama' song is web hit
- Surf's Up!
- 3 Dead People in the House
- Thief sent 'sorry' letter to shop
- Victim Drives Rapist to Police While He Sleeps
- Teen Compacted in Garbage Truck and Lives
- my tale of local fail
- Zamboni driver charged with drunk driving
- Chatting grannies are 'noisy nuisance'
- Teacher Truth or Dare with Students
- Eek! Family finds dead mouse in cheese
- NYU Professor Performs In-Class Demonstration on Why Students Should Lube
- Wasssup Obama!
- Excuse Me Bartender...
- How Do You Like Your Squirrel?
- Skye leopard man changes his spot
- 3 Students Suspended for "Hit a Jew Day"
- Mice Munch on Cash
- Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Husband
- 'Paper Woman' Writes On Body
- Elderly woman arrested for keeping kids' ball
- Drinking mom asks daughter, 9, to drive
- Sex-Offender Killed During Breakin