I feel bad sitting here at work not doing anything, but the truth of the matter is not a single person is making my job easier. I'm waiting for three different emails, a response from my boss, and basically, something to do.

Part of me does feel bad for taking up company salary but the other part of me has no problem since at $15/hour, they should be able to provide me with work and if they can't, score one for me!

Anybody have days where there's just no work coming in?...

Welcome to a little series I'm writing about the internet and you! Yes you, the little traveler who has stumbled upon a grand and frightening world full of midget porn, advertising, and screaming teenagers with webcams. Don't worry my dear friend, you'll be off and frolicking in the green meadows of the internet soon enough. However, the first and most important thing you must learn about the internet is anonymity.

Anonymity is the most abused power of the internet. Unless you are a...

I don't know how our country has become convinced that guns are the source of our problems but I can assure you that they've got the wrong target.

When two kids shoot up their school and kill fellow classmates, you don't start by asking how they got the guns. You start by asking "Why the **** would two kids decide to kill people in the goddamn first place? Whining flappers like Michael Moore only see the guns, they don't see behind the barrel.

Mankind has created...

Gran Turino
Rated: R
Starring: Clint Eastwood and a bunch of Asians

Alternate Titles: Clint Hates You and Everybody Who Looks Like You, Eastwood Insults Asia, Testicular Atom Bomb

What was awesome
Everything.

What needed work

Extra underwear should be handed out upon purchase of the movie ticket as bricks will be shat at the sheer awesomeness of Clint Eastwood.

I have been working on a script for a horror movie. It is my attempt to remake the image of the zombie movie as it is a genre that has been stale for ages with only 28 Days Later as a decent speck of light on its recent record. I'll post the synopsis and I want some feedback!

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Eduardo "Eddie" Marquez is a young man living in Little Mexico in the massive Westpoint City in the Midwestern United States and when his fiance...