Bonjour!
Since blogging about my real life won't generate much interest unless you're a stay-at-home parent and think that baby poop is a big event, I decided to write about GF life instead, hence the gfisms series. Enjoy!
Since blogging about my real life won't generate much interest unless you're a stay-at-home parent and think that baby poop is a big event, I decided to write about GF life instead, hence the gfisms series. Enjoy!
GFisms 26: Random Lies
Posted 02-05-2009 at 11:59 AM by ysabel
There seems to be this ongoing trend in Facebook where people tag other people in notes entitled, "25 Random Things about Me". I've been tag-attacked in the past days and it inspired me to write my own note. However, since I can't decide which interesting things about myself to feature, I figured it would be easier to talk about other people. 
Hence this GFisms version, with a twist: 30 Random Lies about Others**
I'm feeling generous to gfisms newb readers today so even the old character names are linked for clues.
My Random Thought: "You know that there could be something wrong with you when people, who disagree with each other on almost everything, are actually in agreement that there's something wrong with you."
Hence this GFisms version, with a twist: 30 Random Lies about Others**
I'm feeling generous to gfisms newb readers today so even the old character names are linked for clues.
- Buster watches wrestling primarily because those singlets turn him on
- Socrates created the thelxiepeia account as part of his experiment on "trolling maturely"
- Wit has the compassion of a brick wall
- Che hates snowpeas and loves snowflakes
- Posh has uncontrollable shaky fingers sometimes; last major attack happened during her GF registration (thus the extra Cs and As)
- Bagels flies paper planes; it's the closest he can get to being a pilot
- Visa spends his day listening to Barry Manilow songs
- Tom is a man of few words
- Fred is a door-to-door distributor of Bibles (imprimatur, nihil obstat)
- Mayor Rick has another actively posting secret brother (truth: whoever you think it is, they're not brothers)
- Don Santino has the temper of a Buddhist monk
- Choix had a buttock lift surgery
- Kat's username was inspired by that time when her feline successfully evaded her for several days
- Gymru sleeps with his doors and windows open; he also installed a neon sign in front that reads "Come and get me, ****es!"
- Bob ran a coffee shop catering to cannibals but business shut down when employees ate each other and customers complained of poor service
- Bonnie can't wait to have a family of Von Trapp proportions
- Tina held an alcohol/bong-free party with pink balloons and bonbons to celebrate winning the Employee of the Month recognition from the Posting Factory
- Rock comes from a family of leprechauns
- Sugar escaped from a mental institution (truth: she didn't escape, duh)
- Architect is having a well-kept affair with Wit (truth: they're open, ask Justine)
- Ellen is a virgin (so sue me, girl)
- Beardy takes multivitamins and a power drink before playing pacman
- Victoria also works as a phone sex operator
- Tan enjoys the identity crisis he's having...anything to be mistaken for a girl!
- Rambo eats guns for breakfast
- Rodin has an irrational fear of being photographed
- Moe cries himself to sleep almost every night
- Brenda actually had septuplets last year therefore explaining her inactivity since she gave birth
- Collins is so busy with work these days; he didn't realise being a call boy can be so demanding
- Gayos really came out of the closet (truth: he's still hiding)
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My Random Thought: "You know that there could be something wrong with you when people, who disagree with each other on almost everything, are actually in agreement that there's something wrong with you."
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Images (magazines and newspapers) used for past GFisms are now complied in this album.
To celebrate the recent assignment of four High Society residents to the law enforcement group, a souvenir photograph was requested by the Mayor. Me voilą with fellow deputy officers Tom, Buster and Dolce.
Total Comments 14
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Lol! I love paper planes, but.....
........Bagels?Posted 02-05-2009 at 12:36 PM by PretzelCorps
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Haha, I know. I couldn't find another word that would remind me of you so I took the username. Yummy.
Posted 02-05-2009 at 12:49 PM by ysabel
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I love reading these, you magazine covers rock!Posted 02-05-2009 at 01:12 PM by Nightsurfer
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Your facility for the written word is a well of endless fascination for me.
How old am I, though, that my favorite part was the "Von Trapp proportions" line?Posted 02-05-2009 at 03:39 PM by Tucker
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Thanks Night!
Hey Tucker, is it really an age indication? I'm pretending it's my love for music.Posted 02-05-2009 at 03:59 PM by ysabel
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I lawl'd... because thats what we in Authority do
Posted 02-05-2009 at 04:02 PM by icegoat63
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Is it wrong that I don't know anything about these threads? I think the only thing I recognized there was Gayos.
I should probably pay more attention.
So...what the hell is a GFism?Posted 02-05-2009 at 05:23 PM by Chaos
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Of course you recognise yourself. But what threads?
It's the the title of my blog series, silly. I could have called it ysabelism but the bloggy isn't really about me, it's about GF. :pPosted 02-06-2009 at 12:41 AM by ysabel
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That Facebook thing has been hitting me and all those close to me aswell. Funny how these things get started, funny and scary...
Hugs and kiss
Alti-babes xPosted 02-06-2009 at 02:30 PM by Altanzitarron
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you have facebook? PM me your ID so I can stalk you therePosted 02-07-2009 at 02:56 AM by ysabel
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I see.
Gayos did bad? :[Posted 02-07-2009 at 07:29 AM by Chaos
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'uncontrollable shaky fingers' LOL.
I am so living to regret that
also its a good thing you linked people in this.. i've been wondering who on earth most of them are for ages!Posted 02-07-2009 at 07:44 AM by Rebeccaaa
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I think I might do it again for the next installments unless there are only a few people involved and obvious ones too. I get PMs asking for identities.Posted 02-07-2009 at 09:19 AM by ysabel
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lol @ my lie/truth
Another great addition :DPosted 02-11-2009 at 07:51 PM by Iris
