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Since blogging about my real life won't generate much interest unless you're a stay-at-home parent and think that baby poop is a big event, I decided to write about GF life instead, hence the gfisms series. Enjoy!
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GFisms 27: POSTers

Posted 03-05-2009 at 09:10 AM by ysabel
It's another month in GF town.

Last month started with a bang. Mayor Rick organised a contest related to inviting foreigners to become residents. The town was sure that OCB will again display his special talent in luring people to town; however this time, one also needs luck to win because the winning residents will be selected via a raffle draw of entries at the end of the contest period.

Valentine's Day came and went, and the usual happy people are happy and the broken hearted ones remained that way. Three weeks later, we see what would have been a nice post-VDay gig: something to do with a <3 in one of the town billboards that is whored, er, used by the city hall to compensate town donors. These people get to put almost anything they want in that space which guarantees visibility (it being one of the busiest places in town).

Another event last month was Mafia! I remember the first time I participated in this and the analogy I've made regarding GF town and the mafia within. It would still apply today except the gangs seem to be dead these days, with the exception of my group which technically is not a gang, but a sorority with guys who aren't afraid to deal with PMS.


Lessons to learn from latest Mafia:
1. Sarcasm can get you effed. So can honesty. Only absolute lies are full of win.

2. No matter who you are and what you appear to be, if you have the luck of Kong, chances are you'd be offed the first day.

3. If the game seems to lack a crazy person, it's because Dolce got a special role and didn't want to die early. Coincidentally, his cop delusion in the previous Mafia became a reality in this new one.

4. At the end of the play, people will compare the sizes of their zizi. It's a tradition.

5. Inactivity, unless it's your strategy, automatically ruins the game. Modkills = fail.
When Mafia was finally over, it seemed like there was suddenly nothing to do in town. Post-Mafia feeling is similar to a post-adrenaline depression. No more excitement of hiding, no more guessing, no more reading of Bagels' math/statistics nor Tom's wordy posts and colorful graphs.

What? We need to go back to regular work at the posting factory? To be honest, I barely recognised the factory one time because OCB and Buster turned the whole place into a sports stadium.

Then I remembered I had this to write. A conversation with Tan (merci) inspired me to incorporate another photo gallery for this entry. Here are eight movie posters. Have fun deciphering the identities of the GF town members (all active) in them.




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    Echoes's Avatar
    I love the movie posters, although I don't know who some of them are.
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 09:18 AM by Echoes Echoes is offline
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    ysabel's Avatar
    Which numbers have you guessed?
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 09:22 AM by ysabel ysabel is offline
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    AnitaKnapp's Avatar
    ahahahaha

    That's great.

    #1, no less.
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 11:11 AM by AnitaKnapp AnitaKnapp is offline
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    ysabel's Avatar
    Told ya, priority billing.
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 11:19 AM by ysabel ysabel is offline
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    kiwi's Avatar
    Alright, here are my guesses.

    1. no idea
    2. night
    3. Swift
    4. shwa?
    5. I feel like I should know, but I can't place it
    6. Iris
    7. pro2a
    8. chaos
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 12:57 PM by kiwi kiwi is offline
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    PretzelCorps's Avatar
    5 = Altanzitarron or Atreyu....... Someone with an 'A' name?
    7 = My right hand man, Smelnick.
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 07:17 PM by PretzelCorps PretzelCorps is online now
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    Chaos's Avatar
    Oh, that's fail. Not the posters, they're SO win. The fail is just that my name is on there...
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 07:37 PM by Chaos Chaos is offline
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    AnitaKnapp's Avatar
    1. me
    2. night
    3. swift
    4. ex
    5. alt
    6. iris
    7. smel
    8. chaos
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 07:51 PM by AnitaKnapp AnitaKnapp is offline
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    Altanzitarron's Avatar
    you finally got around to it I'm one sexy spider-man
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 08:43 PM by Altanzitarron Altanzitarron is offline
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    EXQEX9's Avatar
    O O
    o

    Damn strait, ****s
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 09:17 PM by EXQEX9 EXQEX9 is offline
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    SuiGeneris's Avatar
    Dilusions become reality...only in mafia. God bless Irony.
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    Posted 03-05-2009 at 10:08 PM by SuiGeneris SuiGeneris is offline
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    ysabel's Avatar
    I like your guesses kiwi. Haha.

    Knappy got them right although I know she had a million guesses for #2 before she hit it correctly.
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    Posted 03-06-2009 at 01:02 AM by ysabel ysabel is offline
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    ysabel's Avatar
    @ Chaos

    I wasn't thinking of making it a guessing game when I edited your poster.
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    Posted 03-06-2009 at 11:19 AM by ysabel ysabel is offline
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    kiwi's Avatar
    AH, I should have known Ex, I can't believe I missed that one.
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    Posted 03-06-2009 at 02:09 PM by kiwi kiwi is offline
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    Bliss's Avatar
    Hahaha.. The posters are brilliant. Nice work.
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    Posted 03-07-2009 at 06:18 AM by Bliss Bliss is offline
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    Bliss's Avatar
    You should do a Le Cercle one sometime - including each member.
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    Posted 03-07-2009 at 07:40 AM by Bliss Bliss is offline
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    Rebeccaaa's Avatar
    Haha love it ysa. I only got a few of the posters right though!
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    Posted 03-07-2009 at 09:01 AM by Rebeccaaa Rebeccaaa is offline
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    Nightsurfer's Avatar
    Hahahahaha! I love it.. I had to do a double take to see if that was really me. Nice work on the graphic editing.

    I go from the Scary Scarecrow to Gandalf. My guess is that you used the pic of me holding Batman #1.
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    Posted 03-07-2009 at 09:29 AM by Nightsurfer Nightsurfer is offline
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    ysabel's Avatar
    Yes it is with Batman. That's #1?
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    Posted 03-07-2009 at 10:29 AM by ysabel ysabel is offline
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    Smelnick's Avatar
    I guessed anita's, mine and chaos's. Thats an awesome pic of me =P
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    Posted 03-07-2009 at 10:51 AM by Smelnick Smelnick is offline
 


 


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