So, I'm sure I'm not the only one who has stories that were not funny at the time they happened, but ended up being funny later.

Once when I was in highschool I thought it would be a good idea to drive my car into a sand volleyball area so I could use it to play some music.

Well, it turned out to be a very bad idea. After about 30 minutes, and with help from about 5 or 6 people I managed to get it out of the sand.

Ooops.

So what have you done that ended up being funny later?

When I was in high school, my girlfriends and I thought it might be fun to sneak some whiskey from our parents.
We went behing the DQ during lunch and downed the equivalent of 3 shots each. There was a bit more left, so I decided to suck down the rest.
I remember stumbling down the hall to my next class which was home ec, I remember puking all over our table, and I remember someone saying "holy crap someone could drown in that ****". What I wish I didn't remember is when the vice principal came down to the classroom, put on an apron and carried me down to the office.
After passing out while waiting for my mom to show up, they decided the best course of action was to plop me into an office chair with wheels and roll my drunken **** down to the front entrance.
Hmmmm....now that I think about it, that story still isn't funny.

I disagree. I had a good chuckle while reading it.

When I was a wee lad in elementary school, I was a rowdy little ****. Especially on the bus. I got a record 5 bus referrals in like, 3 weeks. Now, the normal procedure is to go to the office, get yelled at, go home, get the damn thing signed, and take it back to the office.

Well, I just threw them away. All of them. I felt really guilty. So this guilt festered for seriously like, 2 years. Then one day I just broke down, I presented myself to my mother, ashamed and crying, and told her. She just burst out laughing at me.

Oddly enough I felt betrayed. I felt like I should get punished, so I was literally angry at her for not punishing me. Hilarious now that I think about it.

Dad was alcoholic, and I remember once when he was walking up on the drive way, which was kinda flooded due to bad weather and dam over flow, and the cover over the shaft was lifted of by the fire fighters, wish Dad knew that. As he walked, couldn't keep in the straight line, he trips on the hose, and his right leg goes crashing into the shaft, since it was too small, his leg was left like skinless, and he broke his leg in 2 pieces, wasn't really funny back then, but now when I think of it, I just laugh at it.

So, no one else has any good stories to tell? That's the last time I share my humiliation for your enjoyment!

Most of my stories would involve drinking and probably wouldn't be that interesting for you guys to hear.

My car slid on some ice/wet road with balled tires and went over the curb. I had only been driving a month or so and my buddy in the back ended up ****ting his pants.

We went to Wal-Mart (we were on the hill next to it) and got him a new pair of boxers while we waited for the tow truck guy. He told us on the phone that it would only cost $50 since I only lived a couple of blocks away. It turns out that once he pulled the car out he wanted to charge us $100 when we had already said we only had $72 between the three of us. I cursed, loudly. The tow truck guy said that since we only had $72 he'd take $70. After that he said, "Here, take the other two dollars and call someone else next time you need a tow." Jackass.

When we got home my friend, my girlfriend, and myself all toked up in my room and were nice and baked by the time the cop arrived to claim that I was threatening the cop. I wasn't, I had just turned my head and screamed "****" at the top of my lungs in disgust because he lied about the price. My girlfriend at the time was very, very outspoken and my friend couldn't handle his weed very well. I had to rush them to the basement when the cop came. I masterfully explained the situation to him and he told me not to cuss out the tow truck guy anymore.

The story ends with the three of us in the basement laughing our asses off and smoking a blunt because we were so blown away by the night's events.

At the time I was embarrassed for both the wreck and the cop, but meh, I can't help but laugh at the story now.

I was in my friend's car and he decides to cut off a bus.

So he drives right up next to it and suddenly accelerates to get past. He changes lanes, and we get a 3 second honk from the bus. We were laughing our asses off, but when we got to school, we realized that we could've died. O_O

Last summer a couple friends and I went to this dead end road in the woods to smoke a joint. We figured there was no way any cops would drive back there. So we were smoking the joint in his car, and just as we were getting near the end we saw some headlights coming towards us, so my friend started the car and drove away. We pass the other car and sure enough it's a cop. Yeah, I bet we didn't look shady at all.

The cop turned around, and we were pretty sure we were getting pulled over, so we threw the roach out the window (or so we thought). Cop followed us for a minute, then finally pulled us over.

He walked up to our car and asked what we were doing back there. We told him we were ghost hunting, that we heard the place was haunted and we were just checking it out. Of course he didn't believe us. He said he smelled marijuana and asked if we were smoking. We denied it. He told us there was a K9 unit on the way and that if we had anything in the car or threw anything out the window the dog would find it.

Few minutes later the K9 unit arrived and we had to get out of the car. They searched our pockets and didn't find anything. Then they searched the car with the dog. To our surprise, the dog found the roach in the front seat. Somehow it didn't make it out the window.

They told us to get back in our car, and the cops talked things over for like 10 minutes. We were pretty sure we were getting arrested and going to jail, but then the cop walked over and said "Don't be doing anymore ghost hunting. Have a nice night."

So yeah, that was not very much fun at the time. It was even worse since we were really baked while all that was going on. I guess we were extremely lucky we weren't carrying more than just the joint that we smoked. Definitely funny now looking back on it.