This is the list of things I've never done. I've done all applicable items and can do most of the mundane ones.

24. Complete an army assault course
28. Survive a bear attack
29. Be able to bend it like Beckham
32. Win a steak eating contest
47. Survive being interrogated
50. Drive really fast but never get caught by a camera or radar gun
61. Understand how to play and win on fruit machines
65. Flare bottles and glasses like Tom Cruise in Cocktail
72. Become a Centurion

I counted around 40 or so. Ugh. I'm a real-ish man, I guess. Some of those are definitely tough, though.

Sorry I dont play with other dudes Balls.

Maybe you missed the Part where I said I don't like mooches, stay the **** away from my BBQ. If I were to bring the Meat and Veggies... they would Forget to bring the Alcohol and Dessert, then expect me to drive to the store and pick some up. Had it happen more than once, seen it happen too many times... People suck... need I repeat... Stay the **** away from my BBQ

I disagree. A Real man Owns his Hobby. Betting on Dog/Horse races is a hobby much like crushing Beer Cans. You have to have a Gameplan, a Strategy, a concept to win the game. It could be as simple as walking through the Horse Pens and looking to see which Horse took a **** before the race, thus inspiring you to bet on it because theoretically its now "lighter".

Real men dont have good luck.... They have Bad luck and Skill to defeat Bad Luck.

Hypothetically speaking age doesnt matter here. Because I'd be doing the Kid a service. If the child is to young to know that a moving object 5 times his size could crush him... and he wanders into said street to go heads up with said moving projectile.... There is a third component to this childs intelligence that you're not taking into consideration. His parents.

If the parents are to side tracked that they arent paying attention to a child to young to know any better, then that kid is doomed of a life of neglect. He'll gain little intelligence from those around him, learn to hate humanity and will probably become a regular in an orange jumpsuit on the side of the Highway picking up litter.

If the parents are just to stupid to not give the kid any attention and allow him to wander into the street and go heads up with his eventual demise... then I have to ask one question. Where do children gain the most amount of life influencing knowledge.... Their Parents. The kid would be doomed as his parents are idiots for letting him wander into the street. You know how many times I wandered into the street as a child.... Never, know how many times my brother and sister wandered into the street? Never.

This kid was doomed from the start.

I really don't consider that a man thing. i can do some and others not.

anyways i think what a real man is. 1. cares for others 2. helps 3. cleans up and helps his gf/wife cooks dinner

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