Are you a real man?

pro2A · #1 12-05-2009, 02:19 PM

Are you a real man?

Just how many of these things can you do?

The Big Manly List Of Stuff Every Guy Should Be Able To Do | Just A Guy Thing

Change a car tyre
Build a camp fire
Pitch a tent (a proper one fellas, watching porn does NOT count)
Fire a gun with moderate accuracy
Down a pint of beer in one gulp
Sharpen a knife
Train a dog
Powerslide a car round a corner
Paint a room
Mix concrete
Cut down a tree
Fix faulty wiring and light fittings
Change car oil and filter
Paddle a canoe
Set up an XBox on a HDTV
Steal your neighbours cable and/or WIFI connection
Read a map WITHOUT using a SatNav
Throw a mean left/right hook
Take a mean left/right hook
Cook a meal that isn’t beans on toast
Climb a mountain
Fillet a fish
Survive a shopping trip with your wife/girlfriend
Complete an army assault course
Survive on a desert island (Wilson volleyball is optional)
Go hiking for the weekend
Hold your own in a boxing ring
Survive a bear attack
Be able to bend it like Beckham
Fix a leaking pipe
Host a successful BBQ
Win a steak eating contest
Bet (and win) on a horse/dog race
Beat (at least) one of your friends at arm wrestling
Hit the bell on the strength contest at the local carnival (you know, the one where you have to swing the hammer)
Work out to get functional strength – not to look good!
Put out a fire
Go fishing with the fellas and actually catch something
Read a book – anything by Andy McNab is acceptable
Put up a shelf/bookshelf
Demonstrate nunchuck skills
Tie a Windsor knot
Install hardware/software onto your PC or Mac
Tarmac a driveway
Dance while holding a pint of beer (and not spilling the beer)
Walk home drunk from the pub/club without falling over
Survive being interrogated
Act like a gentleman around women
Win at least one drinking game against your mates
Drive really fast but never get caught by a camera or radar gun
Never get lost while driving and NEVER ask for directions
Listen to your wife/girlfriend while watching the football
Remember your wife/girlfriends birthday and/or anniversary
Look at hot women without being caught by your significant other
Dress well when you need to and slob it up when you don’t
Keep a covert porn stash where it can never be found (except by you)
Start a fire using nothing but two sticks and your ingenuity
Win at least one hand of poker against your friends
Fix a wobbly table without making the legs 6 inches shorter
Hussle somebody at a game of pool
Understand how to play and win on fruit machines
Make idle conversation with a hot blonde in a bar
Command a covert team of Special Forces soldiers in a paintball game
Open a stiff jar lid without blowing a blood vessel
Flare bottles and glasses like Tom Cruise in Cocktail
Carry a keg of beer to a party without dropping it
Pretend to like your wife/girlfriends friends
Thrash a few geeks on Call of Duty 4 on XBox Live
Know never to wear socks with sandals. Ever
Chop logs with an axe for firewood
Score at least 100 in a game of darts
Become a Centurion
Shave like your grandpa
NEVER forget Valentine’s Day
Save a child from being hit by a speeding car

Rebeccaaa · #2 12-05-2009, 02:28 PM

I hate not being able to see poll results - so I counted how many I could do so that I can vote

21

ETA: lol @ Millz

Hiei · #3 12-05-2009, 02:31 PM

****. I lost count after 50 but I don't think I made it to 60. Funny **** list.

Quote:

63. Command a covert team of Special Forces soldiers in a paintball game

;lol: I've done that so many times that I can't help but laugh at this.

AnitaKnapp · #4 12-05-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebeccaaa

I hate not being able to see poll results - so I counted how many I could do so that I can vote

21

ETA: lol @ Millz

Ditto. I voted none so I could see the results. None is right since I'm not a man to begin with, right? lol

Rebeccaaa · #5 12-05-2009, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnitaKnapp

Ditto. I voted none so I could see the results. None is right since I'm not a man to begin with, right? lol

The poll Q says 'how many of these things can you do?' so I went ahead and answered

ok yeah, your idea was better, haha.

I had to look up what a 'windsor knot' is, I never knew it was called that.

Jeanie · #6 12-05-2009, 04:00 PM

I answered a quantity other than zero because I can do a lot of those things. I can change a tire, build a fire, pitch a tent - wait, does that make me a dyke?

Aleks · #7 12-05-2009, 04:06 PM

35 for me.

charlim....

Bjarki · #8 12-05-2009, 04:08 PM

I'm at like 10 or 11.

PretzelCorps · #9 12-05-2009, 04:10 PM

I ctrl-v'd the list into notepad, erased everything I could do, and counted what was left --> Thus, 51 - 60 is my score.

SuiGeneris · #10 12-05-2009, 04:29 PM

I really didn't expect to get a lot of these, but it turns out not only can I do most of them, I've done most of them. Crazy. :)

51-60, guess I'm a real man after all.

Oh and Hiei, I feel ya bro haha!

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