Fun Lyrics Game

Chaos · 08-14-2008, 07:08 AM

Basically, over the last however-long I've ben listening to the radio, I always notice that, while listening to songs, I sometimes create funny lyrics to replace the real ones, and I wondered if anyone else ever does this? Anyway, I thought it might be interesting to see what other people come up with

So, if you want, just post som fun lyrics, and the name of the song - you don't have to do the whole song (unless you really want to

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Enjoy xD

viLky · 08-14-2008, 09:58 AM

That's why I like Weird Al Yankovic. He'll replace lyrics with his own and makes the song funny. Heck, he'll even make the song better at times.

Michael Jackson's - Beat It. He'll turn it into something along the lines of:

Quote:

"Eat It"

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

lol - I love it.

DMAC · 08-18-2008, 10:27 PM

Alan Jackson - Little Bitty

*Ahem*

It's alright! to love big ol' titties
Little bitty bra and some big ol' titties
Might as well stare, might as well drool
Just like me you're a titty lovin' fool

Bliss · 08-20-2008, 03:43 PM

I haven't got any but it's something my mum always does. It makes me laugh because she knows they're not the right lyrics, but she has fun singing along all the same.

Chaos · 08-21-2008, 06:58 AM

Wow, just as I was about to announce this thread as an Epic Fail, Bliss' mum saved the day

ysabel · 08-21-2008, 08:27 AM

Go post your own lyrics, Keyos!

I replace lyrics of songs too when I sing some songs for my kids but they're definitely only for private audience (re: babies and toddlers who cannot disown their mom for cheesiness).

Atreyu · 08-23-2008, 04:00 AM

Come on, Tell us Izzy

ysabel · 08-23-2008, 04:11 AM

I tried, I really tried...then I ended up deleting what I wrote. Too humiliating.

Chaos · 08-27-2008, 09:06 AM

Do it, woman! Do it!